“SLAVIC SOCRATES” is on the “cutting edge” of “journalism”, cutting through the “guardian knots” of confusion … and layers of odious onion to get down to the “ROTTEN CORE” of life’s issues and “current events”, ignored by “Fallen Mankind” under the control of satan, the current king of this world, but, in need of God’s Redemption …

Q: DUMB (simple-minded) … DOGMATIC … DICTATORIAL … “ALIENATED” … ARROGANT … OBNOXIOUS … DIVISIVE … DELUSIONAL … DECEPTIVE … DISHONEST … DIABOLICAL … a “CON” …

MISERABLE “MOOCH” … FUNDAMENTal-ist FREE-LOADER … ARROGANT … ALIENATING A##hole …

BUT I WILL LEAVE YOU OUT of THIS …

WHAT IS YOUR IMPRESSION of KARL MARX?

A: MARX is one of MY “HEROES” … Along with Saul ALINSKY … Che GUEVARA … MAO … POL POT … they were all “My Kind of Guy” … 

UNDER MARX-ism … the SCUM RISES to the TOP …

I have a “soft spot in my heart” for “AGITATORS” and “agitation” in general … ESPOUSING MARX-ist MYTHOLOGY … that killed untold MILLIONS for “the cause” …

THROW in “DELUSIONS of GRANDEUR … MALIGNANT NARCISSISM …

MARX and MARX-ism JUST SEEMED LIKE a “CLEAR PLAN to LIFE SUCCESS”, JUST LIKE IT SEEMED to my DADDY … and MY CHILDHOOD HERO and MENTOR FRANK DAVIS … SO I “FOLLOWED MY (and my father’s) DREAMS … the WORLD’s NIGHTMARE … (equality in misery) …

Q: YOU WERE ELECTED AMERICAN PRESIDENT for TWO TERMS. 

ANY IDEA of WHEN WILL YOU ASSUME YOUR RIGHT-FUL ROLE as “KING of the WORLD”?

A: I AM STILL RELATIVELY “YOUNG”. GIVE ME SOME “TIME”.

Q: YOU RECENTLY SIGNED a MULTI-MILLION DEAL with NETFLIX. After making millions as President, did you ever ASK YOURSELF … THAT AT SOME POINT YOUR HAVE MADE ENOUGH MONEY?

A: NO … shameless is part of being a good “con”, pathological liar and “demagogue” misleading and manipulating the masses.

Being “correct” is never having to say you are “wrong”. 

Q: ANY GOOD IDEAS ON ANY FUTURE NET-FLIX “PROJECTS” ??? …

A: The role of a Fascist-Imperialist utopian leader promising duped masses of “inferiors” and “clingers” to forget their past freedom to be forced to build a  “better world” through state-engineered government projects built as a symbol of his own vain glorious will to power appeals to me for some reason.  But I’ll leave OBAMA-CARE out of this …

The idea of megalomaniac DEMOGOGUES manipulating the masses to build massive FAILED MONUMENTS to THEIR OWN insatiable EGOS that deceptively promise “heaven on earth” but in reality bring “hell” in a demonic desire to spread tyrannical dystopia all over earth seemed to resonate with me … too … brings our my “inner Marx-ist” … 

Q: DO YOU HAVE ANY “CAREER ADVICE” FOR “the NEXT GENERATION” of MARX-ist DEMAGOGUES LEADING US to a “ZERO” WORLD LEVEL-ed DOWN to LIVES of SLAVERY-SERFDOM in “EQUALity in MISERY? …

A: I DON’T THINK I NEED MUCH of a CAREER CHANGE at this point … I think being a RADICAL AGITATOR is plenty enough … for now … 

I “CAME UP” as a community organizer.  Next step is WORLD community organizer! 

I’ve already been George Washington. A nice “warm-up act”. 

Logically, “next up” is NAPOLEON ! EMPEROR of the WORLD ! 

For some reason, that whole ROAD to SERFDOM “thing” is appealing … that would allow me to go from “community” to “CAMP organizer”. 

I always had a soft spot in my hearts for GULAGs … could/would they bring back the CZAR ???

a “side career” as an “entertainer”? … but they have already done “Hamilton” … and the end where he gets shot by a revolutionary “upstart” is all wrong to me …

maybe if someone does “STALIN – the MUSICAL … I would have to at least “think” about that one … 

Maybe a “CLASSIC RE-MAKE” … do a “reverse Ronald Reagan” … “B” actor to President … go from “B” president to actor … “go out and win one for the O-Bammer” … 

“RE-MAKE” of “BRIDGE OVER the RIVER KWAI”? A plot line of “building Bridges” on the sacrifices of prisoner forced labor that is “payback” for British colonialism appeals to me …

… the “whole premise” on which “The Bridge” and its “progressive” POW leader really appeals to me.  “If you like totalitarian tyranny you can build, spread and keep it”… maybe …

I’ll get my boy Bill Ayers to ghost-write some “treatments” or scripts and maybe we’ll see where they go … If anyone could get my acting career to “blow up” with an “underground” movie classic he could … along with his psychotic b#@ch wife … who knows? …

As a professorial “know it all” who likes to talk down to people who are my inferiors, the whole concept of “RE-EDUCATION” is appealing too. 

The whole idea of re-making the world in my own malignant narcissist image has a certain “ring” to it.

Maybe a suitable “title” would be “COMMISSAR of the COSMOS” !!! Just something to think about. But who would “confer” this on me? Again, I might have to “go Napoleon” and crown myself. 

“re-make” of “Bridge Over the River Kwai”? A plot line of “building Bridges” on the sacrifices of prisoner forced labor that is “payback” for British colonialism appeals to me …

I love the “whole premise” on which “The Bridge” built by slave labor and its “progressive” POW leader really appeals to me.  “If you like totalitarian tyranny you can build, spread and keep it”

Q: You seem the perfect political CHAMELEON … all things to all people … people can “project” their values onto you … 

Were you BORN a “CON” OR did you “BECOME” one?

A: I can claim both HAWAII and CHICAGO as “home” … I guess you can say I am good at “SELLING EXTREMES”:  both “REST” and “RACK-ETEERING” … LEISURE and LECHERY … VACATION and “VICTIM-ization” … DIVERSION and DESPAIR … DIVERSION and DIVISION … a “LIBERAL” LUAUs … I like COOK-OUTs and (smooth) CRIMINALITY …

I guess it’s “in my blood”.  WHAT’s the “PROBLEM”?

NOT to sound arrogant, which I am extremely NARCISSISTic … I think I am up to three autobiographies of my life now … mostly about my presidency … not including when I get appointed “King of the World” as head of the United Nations …

but I am the LIVING EMBODIMENT of BOTH the “AMERICAN DREAM” and “MARXist NIGHTMARE” … so, it’s not about ME … ME … OR ME …

Q: “Cash for Clunkers” … “Shovel Ready Jobs” … “[bankrupt] Companies like Solyndra are the future” … “At some point you’ve made enough money” … “Spreading the money around is good for everybody” … “I’m the only thing standing between you and the pitchforks” … “You didn’t build that” … 

DID YOU EVER THINK BEING an ECONOMIC ILL-iterate WOULD PREVENT YOU FROM BECOMING PRESIDENT?

A: Of course not. I am a “Chicago Con“. There is a “sucker born every minute”. I am the master human political chameleon. Forget that useless Nobel Peace Prize. I deserve an “OSCAR”. 

Now that I’m “in” with Netflix, I can make a bunch of movies on my narcissism, after getting million$ for 2-3 narcissistic book autobiographies. 

Just wait until I make the movie version of MY stupendous life … forget “Malcolm X” – wait for “OBAMA X” … that midget named “Spike” got famous for making shoe commercials for that guy name “Mike” … he will eventually hit the movie “triple crown” … Mike … Malcolm … finally … ME !!! 

Q: RACISM is the “ORIGINAL SIN” of AMERICA. The “narrative” seems OBVIOUS

EXCEPT for a “full-er” narrative of, “all men created equal”… Constitutional “Inalienable Rights” and “Civil Rights” spreading across the world … the Civil War and Reconstruction … the 13-14-15th Amendments … ending slavery in huge parts of the modern world … allowing Al Sharpton [& you?] to make a bunch of money as a “race baiter and racketeer” … etc.

HOW and WHY WOULD SUCH a “RACIST” COUNTRY ELECT YOU TWICE for PRESIDENT? 

DID THEY ELECT “BARAK-“BARRY” the “WHITE MAN” raised in the “slums” of Hawaiian Prep Schools from a “white-guilt” ridden radical mother? … 

and NOT ELECT “OBAMA” the Black Man born in Kenya from a drunk, Marx-ist suffering from “black colonial victimization” … except from the “other colonial blacks” in Kenya who victimized him?

A:”I’ll take ‘ALINSKY’s RULES for RADICALS” for $500, Alex” … what? … the “daily double” … I’ll bet $1000 of money I don’t have but can “earn” later at a Chicago lunch counter in a “classic” switch the bill scam”

Q: Did it ever occur to you that a FOREIGN POLICY of AIDING, ABETTING and APPEASING FOREIGN ENEMIES and “BACK-STABBING and UNDERMINING OUR “ALLIES” might be a bad idea and lead to disastrous FOREIGN POLICY results?

A: I am “PLEADING the FIFTH on that “question”, due to my planned vacation of Iran next fall and my plan to buy land in Israelafter they are nuked so I can help them with “fundamental transformation” and build my “dream” summer home on the beaches of Gaza, right next to those Palestinian “time shares” I invested in on God’s ‘Promised Land’.

Q: You had a “clean” record as president WITH NO CORRUPTION, with the “MINOR” EXCEPTIONS of IRS abuse, harassing the “Tea Party”, surreptitious arms deals killing ICE agents, persecuting journalists, lack of transparency, dubious and arbitrary use of “executive privilege”, spying on and undermining political enemies, including a sitting President. 

Hypocritically “crying oppression” as you oppress your perceived “enemy”. 

People might get the “wrong impression” that you are basically an overblown Chicago “con man”, community “organizer” and communist agitator way above his “pay grade” … 

Do you think there is such thing as a “CULT of PERSONALITY”?

And if so, how have you “prospered” from being a “victim” of it?

Please give us a non-sensical, self-serving answer of Orwell-ian double-speak as a master “demagogue” misleading and manipulating any situation to enhance your personal power and political agenda …

By the way, do you consider yourself a “LEGEND in YOUR OWN MIND”?

A: I DO, BUT don’t let that bi*** Michelle in on “the secret”. 

Being a human “chameleon” has it’s benefits. Being the perfect “metro-sexual” leader has sits “perks”. 

As a “man”, I would hope you would hold back your natural subversive tendencies at “exposing” my hypocrisy and hubris, so please leave this “brotha” alone. “Happy wife, happy life”. 

Thanks … jack a##.