IN a NOT SO STUNNING MOVE in the GLOBAL POLITICAL “HOT STOVE LEAGUE’, the U.S. and CANADA CONFIRMED a “TRADE” of POLITICAL ENTITIES (states and provinces) …

“SPECULATION” HAS IT THAT ‘THE STATE to be NAMED LATER” COULD BE New Jersey …

New York WAS OFFERED, BUT UNIVRSALLY TURNED DOWN by BOTH CANADA and UNLESS the EMPEROR NERO oops … GOVERNOR MARIO JR. STEPS DOWN from office …

The U.S. ALREADY BOUGHT ALASKA WAY BACK WHEN, SO FIGURED WHY NOT GET A COUPLE of OTHER OIL RICH, LARGE TERRITORIES to ADD to the UNION, WHILE GETTING RID of a COUPLE of “PROBLEM STATES” that MANY AMERICANS WOULD NOT MIND “LOSING” (in a case of “addition” by subtraction) …

PLUS, the COMBINED CANADIAN TERRITORIES WOULD MAKE for an AWESOME NATIONAL OIL “PIPELINE” !!!

IN a RELATED STORY, AMERICANS TRIED to GET D.C., PORTLAND and PUERTO RICO to SECEDE from the UNION BUT THEIR “STATUS” is UNCLEAR …

TODAY’s PUPPET PRESIDENT “Beijing Biden” and the COMMUNIST PARTY of CHINA (oops, that’s redundant) VOICED an “OFFICIAL” PROTEST …

ALSO OFFERED DUAL CITIZENSHIPS were CANADIENS WAYNE GRETZKY and JORDAN PETERSON, though their spokesmen were not available for comment …