The NEW ADMINSTRATION GOT OFF to a “PROMISING” START … EXCEPT for a FEW “GAFFES” …

“REVOLUTION” WAS in the AIR …

“SLEEPY JOE” ECHOED to the “ZEITFEIST” in the AIR …

CALLING for “RE-DEDICATION to REVOLUTIONARY PRINCIPLES” …

FRENCH REVOLUTION PRINCIPLES …

“WE NEED the ‘SPIRIT of 1789’ TO RETURN as we CONTINUE OUR HISTORICAL ‘EXPERIMENT’ in TOTALITARIAN COLLECTIVE GOVERNMENT …

The BAND seated nearby SEEMED a LITTLE SURPRISED … ‘WE HAVE BEEN PRACTICING ‘HAIL to the CHIEF’ … NOT ‘LE MARSEILLAISE’ … OOOPS

The CROWD APPEARED a “LITTLE CONFUSED” WHEN “EXHORTED” by the NEW PRESIDENT to GO STORM the BASTILLE

the PRESIDENT THEN PROMISED to SEND U.S. TANKS INTO … TIANAMEN SQUARE …

The “SURPRISED” CHINESE WERE “DIPLOMATIC” in THEIR RESPONSE … STAITING, “THANKS, BUT NO THANKS. WE DON’T NEED the TANKS at TIANANMEN ANYMORE BUT WE CAN USE THEM IN XINXIANG in northwest China to SURROUND UIGHUR RE-LOCATION CAMPS” …

LASTLY, the NEW “COMMANDER-in-CHIEF” CALLED for MEXICANS to “TEAR DOWN that WALL”.

INTENDING to “RESTART” a NEW “GOOD NEIGHBOR” POLICY, BIDEN WAS CONCERNED with MIGRANTS PREVENTED from ESCAPING TO “SANCTUARY” ACROSS the BORDER to MEXICO.

The PRESIDENT PRONOUNCED “ICHT BEIN EIN ‘DREAMER’” to the ROARING, APPROVING CROWD, ADDING, “The TRUTH WILL SET US FREE” … DON’T JUDGE ME BY the CONTENT of MY CHARACTER … BUT BY the well-being CARTELS PROFITING FROM BORDER CHAOS.

The NEW LEADER SEEMED to SUFFER from a MINOR CASE of “HISTORICAL DISSONANCE”, BUT DO NOT WORRY. A LITTLE “DYSTOPIAN DEMENTIA” is common for presidents that age”.

SURE, THERE WERE a FEW “GAFFES” on POLITICAL “OPENING DAY”, BUT NOTHING “MAJOR” that COULD NOT BE “CLARIFIED” in the NEAR FUTURE.

LASTLY, OUR “EAR LEADER” TRIUMPHANTLY PROCLAIMED “CHANGE WE CAN ALL BELIVE IN” … “BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY” provoking enthusiastic applause from the nearby crowd waving little red books.

SUCH is “PROGRESSIVE POLITICAL THEATER” …

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