IN a STUNNING “BUSINESS MOVE, BILLIONaire GEORGE SOROS BOUGHT DISNEYLAND, STATING HIS DESIRE to CONVERT “The HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH” into a “WOKE WASTELAND”.

ONE OFFICIAL SOROS “SPOKES-HOLE” STATED “The WHOLE IDEA is to GO FROM the CONCEPT of “AMUSEMENT PARK” to “CORRECT-ness CAMP”.

“CELEBRATE” TOTALITARIAN PAST … PRESENT and FUTURE!

DON’T WORRY … FORGET “PURSUIT of HAPPINESS” … THERE’s a LOT of “MARXist MISERY” to SPREAD AROUND …

“Daffy Duck” is SET to be REPLACED by “ALFALFA OBAMA” … SPREADING WEALTH (un-earned money) AROUND … to PARK GOERS … REDEEMABLE in PARK STORES FOR “FEEL GOOD HOPE and CHANGE” to CAMOUFLAGE the MISERY ...

MANY of the TRADITIONAL ATTRACTIONS are SET to be “RE-DESIGNED” to become appropriately “WOKE”.

The “TEA CUPS” WILL NOW GET KIDS “DIZZY” SO THEY CAN BE MORE EASILY INDOCTRINATED into becoming AGENTS of the STATE and PROGRESSIVE CRUSADE … just as they leave for college and return HATING everything “un-woke” …

THIS “AMUSEMENT PARK” DEBUNKS the “MYTHS” of “PROGRESSIVE PEDOPHILIA” BEING a “BAD THING” – such is life in “WOKE PARADISE” …

PROGRESSIVE PLANTATION” REALLY GIVES PARK-GOERS the “AUTHENTIC” FEEL of BEING TRAPPED in DEMOCRAT PARTY RUN URBAN “GHETTOES” RIDDLED WITH CRIME, VIOLENCE, CORRUPTION and CRAP SCHOOLS, with no Second amendment Rights to allow one to protect one’s self …

ALSO, VISIT “UNCLE KARL’s CABIN”, replicating both an “authentic” replica of life in a SOVIET-STYLE TENEMENT, which debunks the hellish myth of a “good life” of bourgeoisie hedonism in a nice American middle-class suburb …

OR choose to experience the “PROLETARIAN PARADISE” of life on a SOVIET-style COLLECTIVE FARM … where you get to kill you animals to eat before the state comes and takes your harvest until you starve to death …

the traditional “SHOOTING RANGE” will be “RE-THEMED” into “KILL a KULAK”. WHERE PARK GOERS WILL BE ABLE to “HUNT DOWN” RICH PEASANT FARMERS WHO ARE REALLY TRAITOROUS “ENEMIES of the STATE” conspiring to “rise above” subsistence living …

PROGRESSIVE PINATA … DRESS as an ANTI-FA and PARTICIPATE in REAL-LIFE “PEACEFUL PROTEST” and BEAT ON the POLICE to YOUR HEARTS CONTENT …

MICKEY MAO-ists WILL ENGAGE in HISTORICAL RE-ENACTMENTS of “STRUGGLE SESSIONS” … in HISTORICALLY SIMULATIONS of AUTHENTIC “CULTURAL REVOLUTION”

DRESS UP as a “RED GUARD” and PERSECUTE “ENEMIES of the STATE” and “CULTURAL REVOLUTION” …

PIRATES of the CARIBBEAN” will be CHANGED (re-purposed) to “SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS” PILLAGING BUSINESSes in “ORGIES of ENVY” to “RE-DISTRIBUTE WEALTH” … “greed” sucks … but ENVY is glorious !!!

TEAR DOWN a STATUE … ENJOY a LITTLE PROGRESSIVE PATHOLOGY … DESTROYING the PAST … ERASING and RE-WRITING HISTORY …

“HOLOCAUST ISLAND” will PRESENT an historical “CELEBRATION” of ANTI-SEMITISM PAST” … to “COMMEMORATE” the HATE of GOD and HIS CHOSEN PEOPLE in “WOKE” HISTORY PAST and PRESENT …

FOR “ENTERTAINMENT” … GOOD “SOVIET STYLE” COMEDY … “STALIN-ist STAND UP” WILL BE FEATURED …

FEEL the NEED to GET a “SOUVENIR”? … NO NEED FOR MONEY HERE … RIOT and LOOT the STORE … oops … ENJOY a “SOCIALIST SHOPPING SPREE”

WELCOME to the “NEW” … “WOKE” AMERICA !!! …